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Jul

(Source: godofcum)

Thanks dad.

Thanks dad.

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blueeyeddd:

this is the first day of my life.

glad I didn’t die before I met you.

(Source: vuls)

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

bussykiller:

wishingonadandylion:

"Because that’s where she lives."

I lost it.

ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE

(Source: trashybooksforladies)

REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
I was going to answer you but I got distracted by something and forgot
My inbox fucked up and ate the message
I have nothing else interesting to say
I suck at socialising and don't know how to reply
I get a lot of messages and it takes a while to get through them
NOT REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
I hate you and never want to see you again

(Source: summershappyness)

(Source: ambivalentlyyours)

jvpxntrvppin:

麻薬たわごと

(Source: pineappledagainstthewall)

patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

(Source: houkgallery)

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

(Source: officialkirstie)

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care